Operation Rango: Coming Unmuzzled
you can tell i’m unemployed and on Facebook too much, and a touch hypomanic (plagus: just a touch). you know, auditioning for an NBC singing show that demands contestants compete against each other on the premise they can sing opera, rap, jazz, pop, and anything in between, competing against thousands. my Klout score increased by an entire point in the last <day>, on the scale of 1 to 100, a 72, which is “average” to folks grading a paper but in the Klout index something like 90% of the population is below the 50 mark. Microsoft Research, who recently released me from my contract on their social website and as they try to build a social network product that nobody cares about, flopping at a hilarious 48 (many of you trounce that, even some of my fans here are more influential than they are). Transformers super-star, pin-up hotty and celebrity tweet addict Megan Fox? 78. reiterating: i’m a 72. last i knew DJ Ashba, lead guitarist of Guns & Roses, was a 76. getting up there, baby, and this post is potentially visible to over 1,000,000+ people, but statistically probably seen only by a few hundred that are reading <right><now> since it’s one of 50+ posts of made today and includes a link so Facebook won’t show it to 75% to 90% of you (so they can suck it, right? how lame is that? triple lame, really weak, epic fail, there are no words…wait i think tim has words).