My Life as a Musical: Texas Style

  This weekend: Despite enjoying uncanny good fortune at the chance to work with the Microsoft Socl team, my first paycheck won’t be until next Friday, and funds are scarce.  As in zero, with an empty fuel tank and sparse cupboards.  I wasn’t really sure how the week would transpire, my main concern was actually gas money since I can live a long time on coffee and stale cereal.  Loose change? Busking?  Not to worry, I reverted to my operating parameters:a) What would Jimi Hendrix do?
b) What about kindness?

So, just tend your craft and hope kindness shows its face.  (Note that this system is not fail proof, do not try it at home).

This morning: Kindness called.  He was on a plane headed for Seattle, and booked a room right next to my house so we could maximize our hang time.  Dustin Hicks is not on Facebook because he’s too busy being the top dog in Microsoft Azure sales and tending to his pile of kids, including a brand new baby boy that looks just like him.  (“What’s Facebook?” he must wonder, driving his boat around in the Texas sun.  “What’s this?” I said when he gave me that device with the pictures of his baby.  “An iPad” he said, and I was in awe).

He was conveniently flush with cash from a trip to Las Vegas, and waiting for me in the driveway when I got home.  Before he even set his bags down he pulled out his wallet and shared his spoils with me, a non-trivial amount of money that will cover me for gas & groceries for the week.  I didn’t even have to ask, and he knows I’m the worst credit risk ever.  Or possibly the best, because if I ever have a team and there’s enough money to pay him, he’s already got the job as manager.  You see Dustin’s one of my best friends, for nearly 20 years.  We programmed at Catapult Systems together, where he used to join us in the storage room for band practice.  He turned me on to Megadeth, and I went through a period.  He was there for the Sultans of Swing and YYZ.  Partly inspired by my lead, he started playing guitar around that time and now picks one up every time he sees it (because that’s what Jimi would do).  So he picked up the dobro and noodled on it, and then we got started doing our thing together: (“This is Facebook”, I said and he was in awe at all the pretty colors).  We then spent some time  watching videos and picking them apart, listening to mixes, and talking about our family lives, and then I took the final round of being in awe.

You see the thing I love the most about Dustin is not is dry wit or effortless generosity.  It’s not his formidable technical skills or widely known video game addiction.  It’s the way he regards his wife, whom he met in college and fell madly in love with (and is presumably not on Facebook either since she’s busy home schooling 3 and breast feeding 1).  She’s radically different from him, the two of them are a matched pair, and now he’s the one inspiring me because they are still solid and he still lights up when he talks about her.

He took me to dinner.  We hit my favorite Italian restaurant but the hostess indicated they were closing up, just minutes until the cut-off.  I hate to pressure people so I turned around to discuss this information with Dustin and he said “so a table for two then, right?”.  They seated us, and we enjoyed a fantastic dinner discussing how best to utilize Azure from Glacier, and coming to quick consensus that it would be “awesome” for him to show in demos.

Yup, just like that.  And he totally made it worth the effort for the waitress.  “I used to be a waiter” he said, but I knew he would have forked over the tip even if he had never walked in those shoes.  After that, back to the Etherati Command & Control Center at Lynwood station where I cranked up the new Jenni Frenchtune and we talked music and looked at pictures all night, having dispensed with the formalities.  Pretty sure Jimi would have been happy with the whole scene.<itzgud2berango> \m/ (-.-) \m/

Don’t let Gravity Bring You Down

can you sing the MTV theme, the guitar riff with the black & white astronaut holding the flag? some computer programmer made that possible in 1982 (or whenever…PLAGUS?). to me, that’s MTV. well, i’m old school, and it took me this entire time to make this, my first legitimate music video with both a studio soundtrack entirely of my own creation and a sequence of video shots that are not only telling you a story of motion, they are integral to the plot of Into the Snow II: This is Not Empire. it’s metalish, distinctly sticky, but slippery in spots. best to bring sticky gloves. now get moving.

“don’t let gravity bring you down” – rango

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDn51_Ltycw&list=PL40E9308436458E44

Afterburners Kicking In

Best quote so far for the “unexpected vacation”, heretofore to be known as Summer 2012: The Wild Rumpus.

“how you can you possibly be happy? you have no job and no income.” – anonymous

“i wasn’t aware those things were correlated” – rango

I’ve had a great vacation despite the precipitous free fall. And it’s not over, I’ve got hours of recordings and videos coming own the pike now, and a ballet studio with a beautiful dancer waiting for me later this week. Chops are back, mic’s hot, friends as far as the eye can see, presently on fire and just generally loving life \m/.

Recording Liberteria, Metal Ink again today (no success last night, I fired the vocalist for being marginal and haven’t found a suitable replacement). After that, the Reputation RadioShow called me out on the air and I agreed to delivering the goods on a fresh episode of Rango Unmuzzled.

Love you guys ans see you on the other side of the Big Red Button(TM). Out for a bit to get shit done, please check out MuseBoat Radio Presents: TJ’s MuseBridge here at 2:00PM, I’ll be on their today and in the chat room for a spell.

Risk Lyrics

 

There’s a risk you can take
And a risk you can give
I could swim in your wake
But I don’t want to live

On the other side of what’s
Inside of me
You turn me inside out
Exposing my dichotomy

Image

Enamel Eyes

 

Matthew Meadows

Matthew Meadows

when i leave you in September
i’ll ask you to remember
the time we shared
we thought would never come

i told you in a letter
you asked me to forget her
showed me how you love
that’s how it’s done

when i close my eyes i can see your smile again
like yesterday i still remember when
you danced beside the window sill that day
enamel eyes have never looked that way

if you take my hand by the silver moon
i’ll tell you when, i promise soon
we’ll walk until the afternoon
we’ll find a way and make some room

you’re going to need some space you see
to fly away with me

My Life As a Musical – Blue Angels

I left the house in quintessential Rango style today, in a hurry and missing something.   Today it was neither keys nor phone, but in fact the power adapter to my trusty Sony camcorder, the little gizmo with the built-in projector that I’ve used to shoot all the Operation Rango videos.  So I came back and got a replacement, the bulkier Panasonic with the nice color translation, but in fact forgot the memory card.  That’s just how we roll here in the Rangosphere.  It’s not that I’m disorganized, it’s that I have too much to organize successfully and consequently fail at random tasks.  I’m ambitious to a fault, I’ll grant you that.

So resigned to actually experiencing the moment in the 1st person with no way to put on Facebook, I high-tailed it down I-405 to Kirkland and grabbed a table near the Lake Washington shore.  The drive offered spectacular vistas today, with blue skies cover-to-cover and mountains everywhere you look.  This truly is the Emerald City when the sun comes out, and writing this now, I’m really regretting not getting it on video.  The wind was blowing just a bit, and my view of the lake was obscured by two buildings with an American flag hanging between them.  It reminded me of September 11th and the questions my daughter was asking about the war the other night.  The arc of the flag was complimented by seabirds behind it caught in the same draft, and that’s the direction the noise was coming from.

A distant rumble belied the story of two more seabirds arcing up in the distance, but sharply, not like the others.  They exploded in size in freeze-frame time, quickly disavowing my brain of the notion the were birds at all, revealing themselves instead to be two A-10 Warthogs, tank killers on a strafing run that was paradoxically deliberately slow and unbelievably fast.  In a thousand frames a second my brain elucidated a story of fear and carnage imagining what it would be like to on the wrong side of a war with us and having those machines reap death on my town, blazing fury out of their nose and the roar of engines screaming with overtones.  They kill tanks, I’m sure my Matrix wouldn’t afford much protection.

A-10 Warthogs - You're Already Dead

A-10 Warthogs – You’re Already Dead.

They repeated this process three times, and each time the anticipation was tangible and each time I was out of my chair, arms up in a V.  The Doppler effect was in full glory and the unique harmonics in the jet engines made for a rare listening opportunity.  Listening is a skill that musicians practice, but some people have an uncanny natural ability.  I’m not one such person, but over the years I’ve had teachers tell me what to listen for and eventually learned to hear what I missing previously.  What you need more than anything is to practice.  This noise started in the gut, at a range you can’t hear but you can feel, and was full of metal and blue flames.

It was inspiring at a level that’s hard to pin down with words.  Rare, perhaps, a surge of patriotism and pride.  Notably absent: fear.  Those jets are the pinnacle of human engineering and the people that fly them are unique among us in their intelligence, skill and courage.  They’ve got an amazing and difficult job, the kind that just makes me shake my head and say “no way man, you do it”.

I left Kirkland with a well of mojo swirling in my gut and hit the guitar store on the way home.  Time to make a decision about the dobro.  I wrote this on my Facebook page:

She’s regal and blonde, with silver coils that resonate around a long, graceful neck. She’s small but heavier than you’d expect with elegant curves, and just the feeling of her on my lap is comforting and immediately familiar. It feels like love, what can I say. And even talking about it making me feel childishly optimistic.

She’s not perfect. Perfect for me maybe, except for the timing of

course, but sings like bird in a cage and just needs a little love herself. It’s been a hard 25 years or so, but they just don’t build them like did back in the 70’s and 80’s and that’s where i left my heart. So she’s been waiting for me this whole time, I tell myself. It’s fate. She’s been my secret for a while, and we’ve had a long distance relationship. It honesty felt right the minute my fingers touched her body.Here goes nothing. I don’t have any pictures of us together so this will have to do…(film at 11:00).MONA: Just get on with it.
PLAGUS: I’ll get right on that.
RANGO: Wait for it…\m/ (-.-) \m/

…all that, followed by a dramatic pause, then the big reveal:The Princess Bride: Ye Olde DobroThat’s right, a Regal dobro, the same one you read about here on my blog.  Remember when Larry the sales guy had his way with me?  I got her out of pawn and brought her home.  It was a nominal amount of cash compared to the opportunity, and before the night was through I had written a love song and coughed up lyrics for Risk, my metalish experiment from Into the Snow II: This is Not Empire.
So yeah, distinct lack of net and poor judgement.  Could have used the extra Benjamins and might have to sell it back (with my autograph and a demand for an extra $5 due to the increased value).  Also a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to finish the video of the most significant and striking piece of music I have ever written, Smokeouse. with a guitar for the part.  I answered the question about the dobro like this: what would Jimi Hendrix do?He would get his axe out of pawn and shred the thing to pieces, that’s what he’d do.  So, go Jimi, you’re in the lead and I’m just following orders.  And thanks to the Blue Angels for another amazing day in My Life as A Musical (TM).\m/ (-.-) \m/

Prime Time Interview Tonight at 9:00 PST on 91.1 FM, Hollywood with Lacy Darryl Phillips

The Underground Experience Presents Life, Liberty & The Pursuit Of The Truth featuring Matthew Meadows !

by Lacy Darryl Phillips on Monday, July 23, 2012 at 2:21am ·

Monday 7/23 9am – 10am (PST) & 9pm – 10pm (PST) at www.KLEDLive.com

Direct Links also on website: www.UltimateUnderground.com

The Underground Experience Presents Life, Liberty & The Pursuit Of The Truth featuring Matthew Meadows !

Special Guest Speaker: Reverend Otis Moss III

Musical Artists Include: Matthew Meadows, L C Johnson, The Seven Deadly Sins, Olio, Iveza, Denne, Masque Music Art (Nick Farza), David King & Angelique Kidjo!

MATTHEW MEADOWS

A retired ballet dancer, a computer programmer, a singer/songwriter, a ReverbNation Seattle top-10 artist, and currently recording bits as one of the villains in an opera called Liberteria.

He released Etherati one year ago, a 100% solo effort, and he’s been on a rocket ever since (burn, baby, burn), with multiple TV & film opportunities and collaborations with artists around the world in the ensuing months.

Now finishing up Temple of Zither, his 2012 album, and producer Stuart Epps is mastering the best tracks. Smokehouse, the lead song on the album, was Stuart’s gift on Christmas Eve and they’re kicking off 2012 with it because it’s sticky & sweet, with just a touch of heat.

Air Date: Monday, July 23rd, 2012 @ 9AM (PST) & 9PM (PST)

Duration: 0:56:30

Broadcast # 130A

Podcast will be available on iTunes. Podomatic and Website!

Matthew Meadows Plays in the Garden

For this who didn’t catch the Rango reference, my YouTube handle is Rango the Dog.  Last week I revealed the secret behind Operation Rango, a video called Check 1,2 that includes a mix of geek humor, metalish excerpts from The Ringmaster, and a form of stylized dancing I call guitar kata.  The reviews have been extremely generous and it clocked over 1,000 views in the first six days with extremely high engagement measurements.  People are watching it all the way through and coming back for repeated viewings.  It’s a bit of trainwreck, hard to watch but harder to stop watching.  No accounting for taste, but I promise you will laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/user/rangothedog

Smudge of Pudding (Somewhat Vapid)

HIM: (interrupts meeting at modelling agency office)
HER: Matthew, is that you? I didn’t even recognize you. (she points at face)
HIM: I was dressed as Rango last time. More superhero. Today it’s gas more gas station attendant. (takes off hat & sun glasses) look, same guy, no bank robber, just slightly skunky.

Somewhat Vapid on the Tracks

Somewhat Vapid on the Tracks

HER: No, it’s this (points at smudge-of-pudding excuse for a beard). It’s your facial hair, hold on i’m not being fresh (starts running her hands all over my face giving me instructions on how it should be shaved, clean lines, etc).
HIM: For what context? I can always shave but I can’t instantly grow facial hair. I’ve only shaved once this month and this is it.
HER: (etc, ignores Rango despite risking life and limb, goes on about facial hair. this woman is seriously professional)
HIM: (wonders about political correctness here. in a rare moment, decides to shut up and listen)
HER: (etc…i have never thought about facial hair this much in my whole life as this woman has in the last 30 seconds)
HIM: (annoyed) Should I just get rid of it? My ex-girlfriend told me I told me I look dorky without it and I tend to agree. So basically I looked dorky my whole life until 2 years ago. Now, just somewhat. I honestly don’t care. I just need work.
HER: (she doesn’t get the “somewhat”, it was purely delivered for you guys ex post facto, and goes on about proper shaving…then to other agent, concerned) It wasn’t this way for the shoot was it? (to him) You need a clean line right here.
HIM: I get that. Are my pictures ready?
AGENT: Two more weeks.
HIM: Very good, thank you! (leaves before she spits on napkin to wipe his face like his mom used to do…)

I’m pleased to announce that I’ve signed a contract with John Casablancas Modeling and Career Centers to be my exclusive agency representation for my acting and modeling initiatives going forward. Timing is everything they say, and I’m ready for these boosters to fire and get this rocket to escape velocity. Conveniently, audition information has already by sent to my phone and I’ll be exploring some of the opportunities in the coming days.

<itzgud2berango>

Operation Rango: Google Ad-Nonsense

Listening to Sweet Davis opening today’s killer live show.  Amazing music.  Reputation RadioShow host John Summers and creepy-clown genius Pete RingMaster join forces with the regrettable duo of Paul Holden and the janitor at Matthew Meadows Music.  If memory serves it’s a politically incorrect train wreck of social malfeasance.

 

This was my message to Google AdSense today:

Thanks for your efforts to destroy my business by blocking my AdSense compensation for life with no appeal.  How tragically arrogant of you.  My public message to you was broadcast today on the Reputation Radio Show.  It’s a few months late but hopefully you’ll get the point.  Thousands of people did on Facebook and Twitter on the live stream, and you guys are clearly villains here.  Nice job.  Fortunately you can access the poddie here and explain to everybody how this makes sense:

http://www.spreaker.com/user/reputationmedia/innersanctum22

\m/(-.-)\m/

For those who missed the original summary of this on Facebook, here it is, the short version:

Ok, enough. I’m so tired of bad news. I just got a nasty email from Google AdSense indicating I’ve been revoked from their compensation program for my YouTube videos. After careful consideration (note dripping sarcasm), my appeal was rejected almost immediately. Unlike say, in cases of <murder> or <rape>, the ban is for life and they won’t tell me the reason or provide any urls or evidence, only that they suspect “invalid clicks” on some of their ads/videos (not sure which). I’ve sampled a lot of promotional programs over the last few months and I suspect more than one of them has used a robot, but I have no way to find out whom. Obviously, robots don’t help me and the amount of money you pay for promotional services dwarfs by many orders of magnitude the money you get paid by Youtube. Obviously. I mean it’s obvious, right? IT’S OBVIOUS, RIGHT?

Of course, if you pay ReverbNation or Facebook for your ads, you’re golden. You’ll get robbed, but you’ll be in Google’s good graces. So you guys just keep doing that but I’ll never do it again, I’ve seen through that fraud.

I’m pissed. I can live without the $8 I made from YouTube so far, but there’s a principal at stake. I’m a musical artist trying to get some visibility, not a con artist or spammer and I’m really fucking sick of getting treated like one. Really sick of it. Really fucking sick of Facebook treating musicians like criminals and locking them out for clicking on the Add Friend button that they gave me to click on. And now Google waving their heavy hand over my pathetic little videos (please fire that intern and hire someone capable of actual research) and locking me out of compensation I rightfully deserve. I’ll continue to appeal, and I’ll bitch until the cows come home, and then when I’ve got everybody’s attention I’ll bitch some more. Either that or shut up and move to Vimeo (haha, oh pathetic).  I’ve already created my account there. In fact, for now that’s my only option.

Really sick of it.   There is supposed to be music around here but now all I hear is bullshit.

Good night. Y’all carry on.

\m/

Distinct Lack of Net

I’ve been making some opaque references here lately:

“You cannot serve two masters.”
“Notes distinct lack of net”
“Walks away from gold mine, goes for platinum”

Now I’m pleased to announce that this month I’m leaving Predixion Software in order to devote as much time and energy possible to my work as an entertainer and the related development of my pet project, Glacier. The plan is to continue working as a programmer on contract for the 6 to 18 months while I ramp up existing monetization mechanisms (CD/music sales, affiliate network commissions, etc) and develop new ones (serving ads through Glacier & Rangothedogg.com, eventually all of Etherati.com, paid acting & modeling, and graphic art & design through R.Dogg Media).

Matthew Meadows, CEO & Janitor at Matthew Meadows Music

Matthew Meadows, CEO & Janitor at Matthew Meadows Music

 

Now, about the the “distinct lack of net”. Timing here is actually not convenient here (read:horrible), but the way you leave your job is just as important as the way you start it. You can’t leave people hanging, you don’t want to delay a release or make things harder on people than they already are. Consequently I’ve already given notice even though I don’t have any other work lined up yet. While that may seem rash and foolish to you (and may in fact be rash and foolish), without going into details suffice it to say it was really the only option that made sense for everybody. And it was the right choice, because I’m leaving behind a raving band of mad geniuses, to be sure, but they’re friends first, as evidence by their willingness to contribute good will and references to my efforts to find new work suitable to my (somewhat complicated) temperament.

I haven’t updated my resume on Linked In, nor have I peppered every recruiter in 50 miles with a copy of it. This is the first public acknowledgement of what’s been discussed privately for days and contemplated for months. Unfortunately this move represents a more dramatic level of risk than I am comfortable with, but this is the very reason I picked up my life and moved from Austin to Seattle in October of 2005 (it’s been raining ever since). This place is a technology mecca, over 500 software companies alone, not to mention giants like Boeing. I’m a capable programmer and historically do very well in interviews. I even had one this morning, it went very well, and I’m going to wait until I hear back before I even start looking for another. However, it’s not a foregone conclusion, there may be other candidates that are far better suited (“LOOK FRANK, THIS ONE HAS A DEGREE AND IS NOT RANGO”). Consequently I’m putting up my shingle and later today I’ll be updating my resume on Linked In. Here’s my shingle:

WANTED: Sign that says “WANTED: Guitarist”

…what a dreamer. here’s the other shingle:

I can do anything for $75/HR. Anything = programming, complex analysis, technical writing including illustration, graphic art & design, video editing including still animation, developing content including scripts, music, and marketing materials, and consulting services. Volume discounts available for contracts longer than 60 days.

Onward through the fog,

\m/ (-.-) \m/