codewars: teaching moments
red sweater, candy in my cheek
martin: on my mark. 3,2,1.
left zero, right zero.
left one. no, cut.
the feedback ratio’s way too high, i can feel it in my jaw.
tag that run, put a limiter on it.
plagus: job’s finished.
martin: take it way down, 80%. that actually hurt.
tortoise beats hare, i’ll go slower. let’s do it again.
on my mark. 3, 2, 1.
left zero, right zero.
left one. right one.
left two. cut.
what is that? i said cut. this is not occipital training.
plagus: optics are null.
martin: cut. god damn it why am i seeing that?
plagus: gloves are off, media capture & biometrics are still running. your pulse is too high.
martin: the front yard, with my family. red sweater, candy in my cheek. plagus, cut.
they’re still glowing.
plagus: you’re tremoring. power’s cut but kinetics amps in the gloves have an afterburn. i can’t stop it, it’s your tremoring. you need to calm down. tracking a corollary to your optics, hold on if you can.
…
martin, you need to calm down.
martin: you don’t teach me, plagus, i teach you.
god damn it. cut. i’m about to fracture a molar.
plagus: you need to calm down.
martin: …
you’re right. you’re right.
give me a moment, i’ll be fine.
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